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This weeks top 10:

1. Shigeki-San still holds his top spot, sometimes I feel like I am a broken record, someone take him down. Now.
   
2. The Shaolin Shadowboxer does not seem to mind his number two spot. Content with his skills and place in the world the shadowboxer is at peace.
   
3. Elmar134 remains a force at number three. From his picture you may think he will falter, I wouldn’t bet on it.
   
4. James the master of programming and rock paper scissors moves back up the ladder to number four. It is a heated battle and he is a warrior.
   
5. Marcus looks like there is not enough eating thunder and too much krapping lightning, he is heading down the slippery slope.
   
6. Pasqual182 the hair and the skills are holding strong at number six.
   
7. Roenn Jewdas moves up the ranks and has his eyes on the top spot. In his own words "After discombobulating the competition with his innovative new choice system, Roenn Jewdas finds himself one step closer to the top spot currently held by Shigeki-San. This kid is getting better and better with each throw as evidenced by the recent dethroning of Gregt from the lucky number seven spot. Is Pasqual 182 next? Tune in next week to see if he can stand his ground against the player that is so amazing his name should be Grace."
   
8. Gregt had a nice lead to start off this season and continues to hold on in the top 10. His work with the killer bunnies is starting to pay off with some innovative throws and techniques.
   
9. The terminator continues to refine his look and his approach to the game. He stays at number 9 by the skin of his teeth.
   
10. Dano’s Revenge who is this guy? Like a great storm from the east dano has broken into the ranks and holds a spot at number 10. He
    

Trash talk of the week:

This week it is a toss up between two eloquent displays of trash talk:
"it’s funny because i’m left handed and your name is patty and well, i guess it really isn’t funny. if pattypost dies, eh, pattypost dies."
"grrr! uh oh, i am showing aggression or maybe i am faking aggression with the hopes you think i am faking aggression when in reality, this aggression is legit. hhhmmm?"
Both are outstanding, like American Idol we will let you decide.


Match of the Week:

Hands down goes to destroyer who destroyed wayne 3-2 with a s,s,s,s,p,s,s,s,s,s,s,p in the desert. Looked like too much scissors for a second but the destroyer showed us why he is a force to be reckoned with.

News:

1. Season 1 is ending in 5 days, 22 hours, 3 mins, 39 secs. Yes that is right the inaugural season of RPS Super Challenge is coming to a close. The Champions of season 1 will be inducted into the hall of valor Monday at 12:01 PM Pacific Time. The player who holds first place at 11:59:59 AM on Monday 08 May will receive a RPS Super Challenge T- SHirt along with all the fame and fortune associated with being the grand champion in the greatest game on earth.
   What that means is that it is time to get into sprint mode. It is do or die time warriors. Have a cup of coffee, red bull, etc.. and kick it into high gear so you get your name into the history books of rock paper scissors. Season 2 kicks off immediately following the close of season 1. Same rules, but you will need to prove that you have what it takes all over again.
   

Tip of the Week:

Bamboo is strong, stone is weak. How you ask? The answer is quite clear. Bamboo is strong and can flex when it encounters a force stronger than itself. Stone is strong but will break when a force greater stronger than itself is applied. Apply that to yo